Woman has had 5 kids during a healthy 20 year old marriage...
and after that many kids, her 'highway to happiness' is now hanging just a little low. Lets not split hairs about this, its a badly wrapped kebab, and resembles more than a little a ripped out fireplace in a stately home, so, with the blessing of her hubby, she goes to have a little plastic surgey down 'down below' to tighten and trim things up, as not only will it look better, but there won't be an echoing when she pees....

She wakes up from the surgey, and on gazing down the bed, noticed three red roses at the foot of the bed, each has a note attached to it, so gingerly, she reaches down to the first rose and reads the message...

Dear Mrs. Angelbuns, this is from your surgeon, Just wanted to congratulate you on what has been a most successful operation. In 15 years of doing this, I've never had a better patient, hope you enjoy your trimmed assets! Best wishes, your surgeon...

She then gets the second rose and message...

Dear Jules, this is from your ever loving husband. Can't wait to get you home again and try out the 'new equipment' be great to feel the sides again and act like teeneagers all over again, fucking and scrwwing like theres no tomorrow. With love, your Hubby..

Then, inevitably, she gets to the third rose and message, wich simply reads...

From Eric, in the Burns Unit next door........ Thanks for the new Ears.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 15:04, Reply)