A bus load of pykies goes over a cliff (yay!)...
... and when they get to the gates of heaven, St Peter says,

"Sorry... but we don't have enough room... 10 of you will have to go to purgatory. You'll have to decide amongst yourselves."

So the pykies start to squabble and when St Peter can take no more he says, "Ok ok... I'll go have a word with the boss."

He goes to see god - "Err.. excuse me god... we've got a load of pykies outside the gates and not enough space... can you come down and have a word with them?"

God agrees and heads with St Peter back towards the gates. When they get closer, St Peter exclaims, "What the hell?! They've gone!"

God - "What? All 40 of them?"

St Peter - "Not the pykies... the fucking gates!"


*does the truffle shuffle*
No apologies etc...
( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 17:02, Reply)