all old but so am i...
ok lets see...

jesus walks into a hotel, throws 3 nails on the counter and says "can u put me up for the night?"

whats the difference between a nigger and a tyre? tyres dont sing when u put them in chains.

why did the asian guy trade his wife for a toilet? the hole was smaller and the smell was better.

why was freddie mercury buried face down? so his friends could recognise him.

what does AIDS stand for?
a1) arse injected death sentence
a2) after insertion don't suck

god these are old...i would tell the "i can see your house from here" joke but can't be bothered to type it all out and has prob. bindun.

not sick but i luv it:

whats pink and hard? a pig with a flick-knife.

whats white and cant climb trees? a fridge

wow, this has been a very liberating experience. god bless the internet!
( Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 23:20, Reply)