Gay+currry=joke
Three homosexualists sitting in a crematorium each holding urns containing the ashes of their dearly departed boyfriends.
First one says "Me and my boyfriend used to love going sailing together so I'm going to spread his ashes on a lake."
Second one says "Me and my boyfriend used to love going hiking together so I'm going to spread his ashes on a hillside."
Third one says "I'm going to mix my boyfriends ashes up with some curry powder, make it into a vindaloo and eat it."
Other two look aghast and ask "What do you want to do that for??"
Third one replies "So he can make my arse bleed one last time"
( P45 Sent by my Bosch 509e in the year 2000, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 23:30, Reply)