Hitler
Two men're sitting in their local Pub, sipping their Guinness in 1933 when the topic turns to Germany.

"Begor Paddy, have ye heard? The new chap Hitler seems to have organised them all quickly!"

"Indeed, what with t'rallies and such.." murmers Seamus.

Paddy peers out of a window and yelps, tugging Seamus on the sleeve, "Faith and begor, that man over t'ere on t'hill looks loike Hitler!"

"Naw!" swears Seamus. "We'll go see. You'll owe me if it is him though." So the two walk out and walk to the hill. Atop stands Adolf Hitler and a weedy looking man.

"Begorrah Paddy!" blasts Seamus, "It is Hitler!" The weedy looking man beside Hitler steps forward. "Achtung! Mein namen is Josef Goebbels, and we are here to kill all your Jews, your postman, and your publican!"

Hitler smirks. Paddy and Seamus look aghast at this.

"Ye can't be killing our postman...who'd deliver the letters?! And ye can't be gassin' our publican, cus who'd be running the Pub then?!"

"Alright gentlemen," pipes up Goebbels, "We'll leave our second and third targets alone for you then. Are you happy now?"

Seamus and Paddy again glance at each other, nod and give Goebbels the thumbs up with smiles before walking off, relieved.

"See, mein Fuhrer.." Goebbels assured Hitler, "I told you nobody cared about the Jews."
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