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Why do I always cry after sex?
Mace

Whats the difference between a bonus and a penis?
Your lass is always willing to blow your bonus.

How do you circumsize a Catholic priest?
Kick a choir-boy in the chin

Whats the difference between acne and a paedophile?
Acne only comes on your face when you 13.

And finally...

What's worse than Michael Jackson babysitting your kids?

Ian Huntley giving them a bath.
( P45 Sent by my Bosch 509e in the year 2000, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 23:48, Reply)