Not sick at all actually
Q Why couldn't the cat drink its milk?
A It had no face

Q Why did the plane crash?
A The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A His dad threw a fridge at him

Q Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A He had no arms

Q Why are all the "jokes" in this QOTW the same?
A Because people are too lazy to write their own
(DarthDonsbal, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 0:26, Reply)