Why did the little girl fall off the roundabout?
Cos she had two Jeremy beadle hands

What did Hitler say to Jimmy the Jew?
Honk on my sausage role you sexy cum guzzler

Why did the baby cry?
Cos I shat on it's mother

What did the Robot do to Noel Edmunds?
Put a blob on and screamed experminate

What happened to Tina Turner?
I shoved Chris Evans up her brown star
(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 11:30, Reply)