long and horrible
A man finally gets his girlfriend into bed and they start trying to have sex. After a minute the girl starts yelling 'Stop, Stop, It hurts' so the man runs to the bathroom, grabs the KY and lubes up and tries again. The same thing happens again with his girlfriend screaming 'Stop, Stop it hurts!' so the man gets off, grabs the KY and empties the entire tube up her cunt and gets back to business. Again the girl starts screaming 'Stop, Stop it's incredibly painful'. At which point the man gives up. The girl turns round and asks him why he's stopped trying, to which he says 'I can't do it, I'm sorry but I really can't. You put me right off', 'why?' says his girlfriend, 'because six year olds aren't supposed to know words like incredible' he replies.
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 11:34, Reply)