Why is Louis Walsh so smug?
Cos he rapes Leprechauns with his flourescent giggle broom

Whats up with Frank Butcher?
He's got a frog in his bell end

What happened to the modell with a yeast infection?
Her fanny fell off and a dog ate it

What's that over there?
A Granny with a Zimmer frame up her spam purse
(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 11:42, Reply)