okay, i HAVE waded through all 50 odd pages and this one ain't there.
Perhaps because a mate of mine invented it and i adapted it:

A man is sitting in a quiet restaurant with his date, when suddenly he hears a very faint noise from her chest.

He looks puzzled and leans in a little closer, but the noise is still too faint to hear.

He moves his head right next to her chest at which point he hears a voice which sounds a lot like Lenny Henry's telling jokes.

He looks at his date and says "Why are your boobs telling jokes in a Lenny Henry voice?"

She replies "oh, i had a couple of Silly Coon implants last week"

*badum tish*

And one i think has been done, but i like it and it fits with my other one:

What do you call an elephant with a spade?

Dawn French and Lenny Henry
(mrcheese989, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 19:19, Reply)