Whats the best thing about shagging twenty six year olds?
there's twenty of em...

Whats the bestthing about shagging a 2 yearold?
Hearing thepelvic bone snap.
*demonstrates with baby from shed*

Whar where lots of fake gold, Burberry cap, hood, and has a bad attitude problem?
a wanker

What do you get if you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?
My ass...

Improv from a trainjourney in London on 7,7 (i was pissed) - To the tune of Last Caress-

I got something to say,
I blew a train up today,
Doesnt matter that much to me as long as you're dead...


all i can think of are dead baby jokes or racial slur... WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!?

oh yeah... ENGLISH!

Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh!


oooooh! girthy! :P
(harangue, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 18:36, Reply)