obligatory Dick joke
There's a bloke at home watching telly, all of a sudden his knob falls off. In a frenzy of panic, he throws it into a convenient paper bag and sets off for the Doctors. He get's to the Doctors surgery, runs up the stairs, boots the door open and screams: "Doctor, Doctor, my dick's fallen off", and hands the Doctor the paper bag. The Doctor pulls out the object in the paper bag; looks at it for several seconds then says: "I'm sorry, but this sin't a Dick, it's a Coconut Mushroom". To which the man replies: "it can't be - I eat that coming up the stairs"

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( Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 21:49, Reply)