Some of my best jokes:
What do two lesbians do when they are having their periods?

Finger-painting.

So my friend found out he had leprosy. After sulking for about six months, he decides to have the time of his life before he dies. The first thing he does is find a prostitute. After he was done shagging her, he got dressed and told her,

"you can keep the tip."

What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 13.

What's the difference between a woman and a shit?

You don't have to cuddle with the shit after you've had it.
(Bobstaff, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 1:09, Reply)