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A Small weedy guy get arrested and sent to jail for emzzling forty seven million dollars from his employer, on his first day in the slam he is put in a cell with a Giant black dude called Leroy,

All is quiet till leroy says " lets play a game, lets play mumm and daddy, do you want to be mummy or daddy ?" the little guy thinks and replies that he will be daddy, "Fine" says Leroy " Come over here and suck mummys cock"
(Funkwomble XBL and PSN DangerBoy73, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 12:13, Reply)