Two Tramps
walking down beside a railway track. One tramp turns to the other and says "This is my lucky stretch of track. Last month I found a case of whisky, took back to my matress, underneath the arches and got pissed for a week!"

"Lucky bastard!" replied the other tramp.

A couple of miles later down track it was the other tramps lucky stretch of track. He explained to the first tramp, "last month, I got to here and there was a woman, naked, tied to the tracks. So I untied her and we went back to my matress underneath the arches and we fucked all weekend, I mean we did everything!"
"Wow! You lucky bastard!" replied the first tramp, "You did everything! Did she suck your cock?"
"No" he replied, "I couldn't find her head."
(Kihap, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 15:18, Reply)