more repeats - it's just like telly!!
insert town of choice if tamworth doesn't work for u...

a girl from tamworth pulls a guy and they are in his car and he starts fingering her. "push another couple of fingers in" she says, so he does. "push your hand into me" she says, so he does. "put your other hand in me" she says, so he does. "Now clap" she says. "I can't" he says. "Tight huh?" says the girl.

whats the definition of agony? barry sheen in a magnet factory.

whats the definition of sick? eating a bowl of rice and seeing the last one crawl away..

what do u call a woman with no legs? fanny walker

what do u call a man with no arms or legs who swims the chanel? clever dick

how do u get 4 gays on a barstool? turn it upside down

why is spunk white and piss yellow? so an irishman knows whether he is coming or going

an american, a scot and a greek were walking down the road and get killed by lightening. they reach the pearly gates and plead to be sent back, so st. pete calls god who agrees they can go back as long as they desist from their favourite things. in a flash they are back on the street. soon they come to a MacDonalds and the american, overcome with temptation, runs in, buys a big mac, takes a bite and dissapears in a puff of smoke. suitably chastened the other two walk on when the scotsman see's a coin in a crack in the pavement. overcome by temptation he bends down to pick it up and the greek disappeared.

did you hear about the blind bloke who got a cheesegrater for christmas? said it was the most violent story he'd ever read.

why does helen keller masturbate with one hand? so she can moan with the other.
( Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 19:16, Reply)