chunks
Not sure if this has been done.

Three guys start drinking at lunch time and decide to make a whole day of it, day becomes night and still drinking. eventually all go home and agree on a all day breakfast to recover the next day.

Next day comes round and they all look like crap. First guy says i had did something really bad last night when i got home, i woke my wife up and she said that was it and wants a divorce. Second guy says thats nothing, i got home and wanted chips and ended up burning my house down. Third guy says thats nothing, i got home and blew chunks, the others say 'what how can that be worse than us' so he explains that chunks is his dog
(hairymonkey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 10:34, Reply)