Divorce court
Micky Mouse is filing for divorce from Minnie.

The judge asks: "So Mr. Mouse, you are filing for divorce from Mrs. Mouse on grounds of insanity."

"No, Your Honor," Mickey replies, "for infidelity."

The judge checks his notes, "But your papers say insanity."

"I didn't say she was insane," Mickey explains, "I said she was fucking Goofy."
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 21:49, Reply)