Man goes into a whorehouse...
Man goes into a whorehouse, "But I don't have much money," he expalins to the Madame. So she sets him up with a "budget" girl.

In the room, he's going down on her and feels something in his mouth. He spits it into his hand and it's a piece of corn. He just shruggs and throws it away.

A minute later, he gets something else in his mouth, and it's a pea. "She must have had some food sex before me," he figures. "Anyway, I'm getting my money's worth!" and goes back to it.

Next he gets a piece of green bean in his mouth. He spits it out and gets up. "My God, woman, what all you got up there? I think I'm gonna be sick!"

"Well," the woman answers, "the last guy was."
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 21:56, Reply)