Two men go to a football game.
Two men go to a football game, and as luck would have it, their seats are below the giant replay screen, and they have to turn around each time the watch the replay.

Finally, one of the guys notice that one of the women in the stands is wearing a short skirt and sitting with her legs open. "Oh, man!" says the first guy, "and she's not wearing any panties! You can see her thick black bush!"

"No way, man," the other guy says, "that's just black granny panties."

"Nuh uh! It's hair!"
"Panties"
"Hair"
"Pan-ties!"

"Okay, we'll settle this," says the first guy, "I'll go up and get us more beer, and when I walk past I'll get a closer look." So he walks up. A few minutes later he comes back with the beer.

"So what was it? Panties or hair?" the second man asks.

"Neither. It's flies."
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 22:03, Reply)