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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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A drug runnerA drug runner was running his operation out of a creamatorium.
Getting a tip the cops were on to him, he tried to burn his entire stash in the cremation furnace.
The smoke poured out the chimney and into the woods where a flock of terns were roosting for the night.
Not a tern was left unstoned.
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 22:08,
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