Probly dunalready but I like it so tough.
Guy goes to a whore-house. After asking for a quick, cheap shag, he is shown into a dark room with one bed a naked lady lying there ready.

He sets to work. He pushes in for all he’s worth, gicing it his all…it had been a while for him and he wasn’t really looking to please her anyways. As he buries himself as deep as he can go, she spits in his face. He knows this is the cheapest shag he is gonna get and so wipes his face and goes in for another almighty push, the bitch spits in his face again! Having enough this time he goes back to reception to complain at the lack of respect this whore is showing him.

Finishing his rant, he waits while the fat controller on reception hollers to the joke of security, the fat guys come over….guys I need you to go empty the stiff in room 10.

She’ll be ready again soon sir if ya want to wait.
(booboobidou, Tue 3 Jan 2006, 15:33, Reply)