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rough or smooth
There's this drunk bloke looking for a hooker he can get a fuck off of. He's in luck as he comes across a lady of the night who offers him a bit of business. "How much is it?"
"Well if you want a rough shag its 30 quid, if you want a smooth one, its 50"
the bloke looks in his wallet and goes "go on I ain't exactly flush tonite, I'll have a rough one" so he pays up they do the business he shoots his loads and starts getting ready to leave
"Out of interest luv" the bloke says "If I'd wanted a smooth one, what would the difference have been?"
"Well... If you wanted a smooth one, I would have picked the scabs off first!"
( , Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:05, Reply)
There's this drunk bloke looking for a hooker he can get a fuck off of. He's in luck as he comes across a lady of the night who offers him a bit of business. "How much is it?"
"Well if you want a rough shag its 30 quid, if you want a smooth one, its 50"
the bloke looks in his wallet and goes "go on I ain't exactly flush tonite, I'll have a rough one" so he pays up they do the business he shoots his loads and starts getting ready to leave
"Out of interest luv" the bloke says "If I'd wanted a smooth one, what would the difference have been?"
"Well... If you wanted a smooth one, I would have picked the scabs off first!"
( , Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:05, Reply)
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