Jesus and Moses
Jesus and Moses are fishing in a boat.

"Gee," says Moses, "I wonder if I can still do my old trick." So he reaches his staff out over the water, and "FOOM!" the water parts! "Yes, yes!" Moses shouts. "three thousand years later, I still got it!" and closes the water back up.

"I wonder if I can still do my old trick," Jesus wonders. He steps out over the side of the boat and promptly starts to sink like a stone!

Moses helps pull the coughing and sputtering Jesus back into the boat. "Wow, Jesus," Moses says, "I'm sorry you couldn't do your old trick."

"Well," Jesus replies, "last time I did it I didn't have holes in my feet."
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:41, Reply)