Dangers of leaving work early
It was a man's anniversary, so he decides to sneak out of the factory early and surprise his wife. As he sneaks into his house, he looks in the bedroom and sees his boss in bed with his wife!

"Oh no!" he says as he high-tails it back to work. "I almost got caught leaving work early!"
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:02, Reply)