Dangers of power walking
A barber I knew used to sweep up all the hair clippings and burn them out back ofhis shop.

Two women were power walking down the street as some of the smoke blew across thier path.

"Smell that?" asked one, "smells like burning hair."

"Yes," said the other, "I think we'd better slow down."
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 14:38, Reply)