A young priest, a bishop and a cardinal...
A young priest, a bishop and a cardinal were in a train station trying to get to Pittsburgh.

The young priest goes to the window, and the ticket lady is quiet nice to the eyes, wearing a low-cut blouse with the top couple buttons undone. "Umm, ah," the priest stammers, "we want three pickets to Titsburgh."

The bishop grabs the priest and pushes him aside. "Young man, you need to control your earthly desires, or you have no business in the priesthood. I'll get the tickets."

The bishop goes to the window and says "We want three TICKETS to PITTSBURGH, and we want our change in nipples and dimes."

The cardinal grabs the bishop. "Now, I shouldn't have to give you the same lecture you gave the priest. I'll get the tickets."

"Okay," the cardinal says, "we want three TICKETS to PITTSBURGH, we want our change in NICKLES and dimes, and young lady, you better change your ways and not try to show off your blessings or when you die St. Finger is going to wave his peter at you."

Eww, that one hurt to tell it.
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 14:58, Reply)