Securing my place in hell
What does an 80 year old woman's pussy taste like?
Depends
What is the loudest sound an eighty year old makes when you fuck her?
The sound of her hips breaking.
Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss after you are done eating.
What is the best thing about fucking a dead hooker?
You don't have to pay her.
Guy in a doctor's office. Doctor walks in and says, "I am sorry,but you have full blown AIDS and will die in two months." The guy asks the doctor, "Isn't there anything I can do?" Doctor replies, "Sure, go down to Mexico and drink lots of tap water and eat plenty of fresh fruit and vegetables." The guy asks, "Will that cure me?" Doctor says, "No, but it will teach you what your asshole is for."
(Bern, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 2:27, Reply)