Knitting
While making his ward rounds, an Obstetrician meets three very preganant women, knitting away.

Mrs Jones has nearly finished a lovely pink shawl. "Expecting a little girl, Mrs Jones?" says the Doctor. "Yes" is the simpering reply.

Mrs Patel is knitting some neat blue booties. "I'm expecting a little boy" she says.

Mrs Smith is a whirlwind of activity, with elbows flying and multicolour balls of wool.

"What are you expecting ?" asks the Doctor.

"I hope it's a spastic, I can't get these bloody arms right."
(DeeplyDippy, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 17:16, Reply)