Hard to illustrate but here we go.
A new mother is waiting in her hospital bed to see her baby for the first time. The doctor comes in with the baby, dashes it to the floor and begins jumping up and down on it. "Stop! Stop!" screams the mother, "What are you doing to my baby!?"

"April fool!" laughs the doctor, "He was already dead!"
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 10:52, Reply)