What's the worst part about having sex with a dog?
I can't think of anything bad about fucking a dog either.

ok, one more.
Did you hear about the man with five penises?

His pants fit like a glove.

lastly, (stop me if you've heard this one) what do you do when you find a dead baby on the beach?

Try to hide your erection.
(Owl, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 0:44, Reply)