sickness............
A recently married young lady goes to the doctor. "Doc I have nausia and a really uncomfortable bloated stomach".

"No probs" says the doc "I'll have the nurse take blood and urine samples and I'll see you next week for the results".

Next week comes around and our bride is back at the surgery.

"Well" says the quack, "I hope you're not adverse to changing nappies".

"Why" gushed the young lady excitedly "Am I pregnant"?

"No" says the doc "You have bowel cancer".

sorry
(happyinoz, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:02, Reply)