Back in the wild west days, two guys in a saloon getting extremely plastered after a hard week's work.
One says to the other, "'ere I bet you two dollars you can't drink that spittoon"
The other replies, "I bet I can!" and proceeds to pick up the spittoon and drink it down.
The first guy is utterly alarmed and shouts "Stop! stop! I was only joking!", but he doesn't until the spittoon is empty.
"Why the tarnation didn't you stop?", to which the 2nd guy replied, "I got to a stringy bit..."
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:46, Reply)