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I am an epileptic and my purple pills don't always control my chihuahua shakes...recently I was in bed with my lovely, shagable girlfriend and my shoulder (which is fucked) popped out of it's socket. Luckily, my doctor had prescribed me morphine elixir (bisexual viagra :-)) As she reached over to pour some for me, I accidentally kicked her arse. Her response was instinctive and utterly true..."..what the!?..you spazz!".
She's still apologizing...i love being me
( , Mon 13 Feb 2006, 11:19, Reply)
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