The one about the grand canyon
Ok, so a family goes on holidays, the mama, the papa and the brother and sister. They go to the Grand Canyon, and are looking out over it, leaning on the railing. All except little Timmy, who's afraid of heights, so he's hanging back a bit, which is good for him, sort of, because the cliff suddenly collapses and his family plummets to their deaths, along with everyone else nearby.

So there's little Timmy, standing at the edge of the cliff crying, and along comes a friendly-looking man on a bicycle, who asks him what's wrong. "My family fell down!" he sobs through his tears.

The man looks thoughtful for a moment, and then says "Man, today just ain't your day, kid," and unzips his pants.
(revjtoad, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 18:39, Reply)