The girls all get prettier at closing time...
A single 25 year old fellow, who hasn't had a woman in over a year wanders in to a bar with the hope of getting lucky. He buys most of the single gals there a drink, but it doesn't even get him a good conversation, let alone getting laid. He keeps trying, but within a half hour of closing time most of the women have wandered out of the bar.....all except one. She not what he had in mind, as she's at least 60 years old and sort of ugly. But he figures "Any port in a storm". So he buys her a quick last drink, and find that she is also desparate for sex, so they wind up in the back seat of his car in the parking lot. After some necking, he unclips her bra and starts sucking on her tits. He get some white milky substance in his mouth, and says to her "Hey, you're a little old for child bearing aren't you"? And she replies "Yeah, but I'm not too old for breast cancer"!
(JTsteelblu, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 3:52, Reply)