Redneck in a diner
A redneck from Mississippi walks in to the local diner with an alligator on a leash. He says to the waiter "Do you serve Muslims here"? The waiter replies "Of course we do....we serve every type of man regardless of race, color or religion". The Redneck says "Good, I'll have a Cheesburger...and give me a Towelhead for my alligator"!
(JTsteelblu, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 4:36, Reply)