On The Right Track?
While walking to work early one morning a man ran into an old buddy of his walking in the other direction. "What are you doing out so early in the day?" the man asked. "Oh dude you wouldn't believe what happened to me." his buddy replied. "Dude check this out." continued the man's buddy, "I got so fucked up at this bar last night, the asshole bartender took my car keys. So I had to walk home when the bar closed. So I started walking and decided I could save time if I cut down through the railroad train tracks. I get a little ways down the tracks when I see this bitch tied down to the train tracks. I looked around but there wasn't anybody else there. Just this girl all tied up across the rails. So I thought, hey ain't nobody around, this chick's all tied up. I'm gonna fuck her. Man I fucked her so good. Then I was gonna leave but I figured why rush off? This bitch ain't going nowhere. So I fucked her again and again. I spent the whole night fucking the shit outta that cunt. Then the sun started coming up, so before anybody came along and caught me I took off for home again and then I ran into you." "Holly Fuck!" the man exclaimed. "You gotta be a crazy fucker raping a poor girl like that." So shocked by what his buddy had told him the man was however still a little curious so he asked, "So during all that time you spent fucking her, did you get any head?" "Head ? " his buddy said "Naw, I never found no head."
(cinsidy, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:11, Reply)