A little old lady goes into a sex shop
walks up to the counter and says to the assistant,

"Young maaaan, have you got a viiiibraaaatoor?"

He's a bit taken aback and not sure if her heard her correctly because of her shaky voice, but he picks out a modest-sized model and places it on the counter.

"Nooooo, nooooo, bigger than thaaat"

So he brings her the next size up.

"Noooooo, noooo, bigger than thaaaat"

This happens a few times until finally he places the biggest vibrator in the entire shop on the counter. It's eighteen inches long with a girth that would make even Jenna Jameson's eyes water.

"Yeeeees, yeeeees, thaaaat's the one. Hoooow do you tuuuurn it off?"
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:49, Reply)