oooooh not that sick but funny
two old ladies are having a cigarette outside the old folks home and it starts to rain
one of them suddenly pulls a condom out of her handbag, unravels it and puts it over the cig so it doesnt get wet
"ooh whats that betty" the other asks
"its caled a condom, they sell them at the chemists dear" she answers
so the other goes to thge chemists and, when asked for a condom by such an elderly lady and seeing an opportunity for mirth the young oiik behind the counter smirks and asks
"so what would you like, a ribbed one, a french tickler, flavoured? etc....
"oh i dont mind dear as long as it fits a camel!"
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 22:26, Reply)