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A Russian, a Mexican and a Texan are sitting on the edge of a cliff. The Russian has a bottle of vodka, the Mexican has a bottle of tequila, and the Texan has a six pack of beer.

The Russian stands up and throws the bottle of vodka over the cliff. When the others protest, he says "In mother Russia, we have plenty of vodka."

So the Mexican stands up and throws the bottle of tequila over the cliff. "In Mexico," he says, "we have plenty of tequila."

So the Texan stands up and throws the Mexican over the cliff. "In Texas, we have plenty..."
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 21:55, Reply)