Some Limericks
of Mine Own Devising

Went out on the town to get spent
In a tight smelly hole, mine to rent,
But the girl was too shy
When I opened my fly,
So I banged her instead with cement.

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There once was cunt full of shit
which a girl used to slime up her clit,
but the more that she stuffed
in her hole raw and rough
was another turd less for her tits

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There once was a boy in the morn
who arose as his cock yearned for porn,
but his balls were so bare
that his mum who was there
had to lick them until they were sore.

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Ten inches he was, root to tip,
with a girth that made many a rip,
but the girls still came back
for more jizz from his sack
cause his babies would always sell quick.

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A woman I biblically knew
had me over one night for some stew;
as I sipped from the spoon
she held open her moon
and dispensed me a colonic brew.

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That girl in a dress may look fair
with her makeup and radiant hair,
but look under her clothes
and you'll see pantyhose
holds a cock folded under with care.

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A girl woke in bed with a start,
For her lover had just ripped a fart,
But she got her revenge
As she straddled his chin
and pissed with her lips pulled apart.

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... I've got more, in case you're interested!
(tookishlad, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 18:19, Reply)