It's all in the timing...
Was in a pub one night with a group of colleagues and a mate who'd just come back from a trip to Queensland (the redneck centre of Australia).
"How do you know when you're girlfriend's been taking steroids?" he asks.
"When she flips you over after sex and fucks your arse with her clitoris!"
Ho ho ho, we all say... except one girl who was strangely silent.
She was apparently on a course of steroids for a skin condition and was suffering the side effects.
...
The real punchline of course was the fact she went home with the aforementioned mate after a few dozen more drinks and the next day he reported back she did in fact have a clitoris like a midget's leg.
"Easiest foreplay ever!" he related with glee.
( difficultchild, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 6:09, Reply)