Muslims, Asian Tsunami, New Orleans, 9/11 and 7/7 Jokes.....
Two Muslim women sitting on a bench in the park watching their kids play. The older of the two turns round to the other and says "Enjoy it while it lasts, they blow up so fast!"

What's the difference between Muslims and Smarties?
Smarties don't blow up in the tube!

Did you hear about the hot dog seller who had a stall next to the World Trade Centre? Apparently he was crushed when the towers fell, and his last words were "Ok, what cunt ordered the two jumbos?".

Have you heard about the New Orleans/Asian diet? It's called the swim fast plan!

Did you hear that ticket prices on the London Underground are being raised? Now they'll cost an arm and a leg! Ticket prices on the busses are going through the roof too!

In a recent aid effort for the asian disaster, oxfam are asking for donations of soap powder. So that the asians can do their washing up on the beach.

New Orleans Aid! Confirmed to headline are Katrina and the Waves, supported by the Drifters!

People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 10 metres below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with niggers is a fucking genius!

American Airlines! Taking you right into the office!

Have you heard that there's been a plague of killer spiders in the states? Well I only caught a bit of the news, but I heard something about thousands of black widows!

Hmm, Ten reasons why I'm going to hell!
(AllyUK, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 21:35, Reply)