Some of my own one liners:
There's always light at the end of the tunnel. Unless you're agoraphobic.

There's always light at the end of the tunnel. Unless you're Princess Diana

A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. Unless you're diabetic.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless you're suffering from ME.

I like to look on the good side of prison. At least by the time you get out, you'll be able to smuggle twice the amount of drugs up your rectum.

I like to look on the good side of parkinson's disease. At least you get a good wank.
( Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 1 May 2006, 16:25, Reply)