Silly AchievementsHappy Phantom writes, "Sometimes - by planning or happy accident - you achieve something with which you are quite pleased, but which makes little or no difference to the rest of the world.
"This morning, I woke up and spontaneously farted the opening three notes from The Frog Chorus."
What did YOU do?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:04)
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Many years ago when I was a lot slimmerI had to go and meet a friend at Heathrow who was flying over to visit me. I grabbed a pair of jeans and put them on. They felt a bit tight but fitted. I walked into the tv room to get my coat and my girlfriend asked me why I was wearing her jeans. I couldn't be bothered to change so headed off to the airport while she shouted 'Tranny alert' as I left.
I met my friend and we had some pints in the bar at the airport. At the time they were selling scrumpy on draught. It was the flat cloudy cider. We had 3 pints.
We walked down to the Heathrow tube and I got as far as the bottom of the escalator when I released a fart. Unfortunately the fart had much more substance than expected.
My silly achievement is that I managed to shit in my girlfriends jeans.
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:08,
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There are a few things wrong with this story. I really do hope it's made up. (, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:16, closed)
Should I have added in 'MASSIVE DRUGS' somewhere?(
sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:35,
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More impressiveIf achieved whilst SHE was wearing them.
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andIf it was how they met.
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you can't blame the glorious apple for your lax starfishIf you shit your self after three pints you great big wuss
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