Silly Achievements
Happy Phantom writes, "Sometimes - by planning or happy accident - you achieve something with which you are quite pleased, but which makes little or no difference to the rest of the world.
"This morning, I woke up and spontaneously farted the opening three notes from The Frog Chorus."
What did YOU do?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:04)
I've been away from this site for a few months and find that you are all slacking
A QOTW about achievements and not one mention of pissing in your own mouth.
I'm not angry I'm just disapointed
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:01,
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Have you tried pissing in your own mouth to cheer yourself up?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:09,
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It never works I miss due to poor bladder control and a cock the size of a withered button mushroom
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:39,
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Long story short?
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The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:10,
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I was going to do a gag
About being the runner up in a wind-pissing contest;lost points for enjoying it too much.
But then I didn't.
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RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:11,
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Oh, go on...
DO IT!
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:18,
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There hasn't even been a jim'll fix it or Blue Peter badge (John leslie) based rape achievement post
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 11:23,
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I still love horses if that makes you feel any better.
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FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 13:51,
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