Silly Achievements
Happy Phantom writes, "Sometimes - by planning or happy accident - you achieve something with which you are quite pleased, but which makes little or no difference to the rest of the world.
"This morning, I woke up and spontaneously farted the opening three notes from The Frog Chorus."
What did YOU do?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:04)
I've just passed a 12 inch turd.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:09,
11 replies)
On the M25?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:36,
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That was a mirror.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:58,
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How long was it?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:17,
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12 inches, obviously
12" x 12" x 12"
A cubic foot of turd. Is that still called a "Ringo" nowadays (I must admit, I'm a bit behind the times with the usernames)?
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Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:26,
closed)
"I think that one was about to say 'I love you.'"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:42,
closed)
Is it
booked on big brother yet?
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bottle_cap, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:25,
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This is called 'meeting Richard Foot'
Whenever someone takes a long time in the bog, it is tradition round these parts to say something along the lines of 'You've been a while, did you bump into Richard Foot?'
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FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 13:42,
closed)
Conservative MPs are getting shorter these days.
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:15,
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