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Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.

Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion

(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Fishhook
Yesterday, I was at a team event at one of the local lakes. There were around 50 of us all having a good time fishing.

It's also raining pretty heavily in Southern California at the moment and the weather is that bad we've even had a couple tornados touch down (which is practically unheard of here). So the lake was muddy as all hell, combined with a bunch of puddles. A bunch of us literally fell over on our arses while trying to land fish - funny moment was when one of the guys was laid on his back still reeling the fish in!

I managed to fall over in spectacular fashing as I was casting my line out, which resulted in the hook pinging back and catching me in my lip.

Spent a half hour wandering around the lake with a fish hook in my lip trying to find my nurse friend so she could take it out for me!
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 23:51, 8 replies)
Ewwww
The hook landed in your lap and went through your lip? Thats what you call a majora distaster.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 5:53, closed)
Hahahaha!


Edit: Ooops. Just saw that.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 7:46, closed)
Maybe
but I wouldn't say it's worth getting in a flap about.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:02, closed)
Sounds serious. Could've been curtains for you.

(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:46, closed)
Damn you!
I just had to stifle an office-lol by turning it into a cough!
(, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:49, closed)
Got to be a made up story
'Cos it never rains in southern California.


Boom, tish!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:58, closed)
Hahaha! It's made national news
and everything!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 18:36, closed)
But girl, don't they warn ya
It pours man, it pours.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 14:03, closed)

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